blua:
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.
(via sanityscraps)
Back in the day, my family had this encyclopedia software called Encarta ‘95 and within that encyclopedia was a game called Mind Maze. This game was the shit, you navigated through a castle maze and every time you advanced you had to answer a trivia question. Think Trivial Pursuit, but more fun.
I’m thinking of doing a one shot Let’s Play with this. I still have Encarta ‘95 in my room at home.can you make an iso of this game cause i want it!
SHIT, MAN, MY CHILDHOOD RIGHT THERE. *old lady voice* When I was your age, we didn’t have video games. We had a desktop computer encyclopedia game.
Source: constable-connor
THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION FOR THIS STUDYING.
Stars.
Can’t do it.
Not today.
(via poopmcdildos)
Source: demoncolbert
Hail to Lizbeth for being one of the most badass female characters out there.
(via lycanmuse)
Source: elledrivers
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(via sanityscraps)
Source: nomadichead
