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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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The only evidence left at the scene of the crime was an empty bottle of viagra.

It appears we are looking for a hardened criminal.

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hauntedgalaxy:

raise your hand if you’re a queer kid who started out as an overly invested “straight” “ally”

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cutefunnybabyanimals:

It’s my Cake day. Here’s my cat in a hoodie. via /r/aww http://ift.tt/VTllgo

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mrcraabs:

being a teenager is weird all i wanna do is give head and punch things

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evilsupplyco:

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, unleash your poison breath and razor claws.

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, your name is a promise of a fell fate for all your enemies.

If you are a monster, by choice or birth or curse, you will survive the ice, you will build the fire, your wounds will heal, your muscles will grow, your plans will tighten, and you will thrive.

This world is made for monsters.

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hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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ofools:

i also had a horse who was so old that he lost all his teeth, was almost completely blind but still knew where everything was in the paddock and stables and he was my sister’s favourite and one time he stepped on a duck

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davidwainguitarhero:

fall 2014

Is this the guy they use as an anatomy model for yaoi

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jonnovstheinternet:

He tried to give a flying fuck.

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